My top five – the laminated list
This Thursday, the topic is Your Five. Not the top five books on your shelf or the top five places you’ve done it. These are the five individuals you’re totally allowed to boink outside of wedlock or any sort of committed relationship.
I realize that not to long ago I did a top ten list but you aren’t really going to complain about eye candy are you? Please note that I am including some different “faves” in this list but my top three will NEVER change.
Here we go…
1. Jason Statham – Have you seen the Transporter movies? Holy Hell Batman, this man is something to be ogled. The fight scene where he covers himself in oil, I can’t even form a coherent sentence about it. Look here for yourself. As Angie would say, it makes me warm in the nethers. I think I better move on now.
2. Forrest Griffin – I ADORE him. He is tough as nails and funny as hell. I think I could even get past the wonky ears all those UFC fighters seem to have. Yes I like him THAT much.
3. Timothy Olyphant – He is so pretty it almost hurts to look at him. I fell in love with him in the movie The Hitman, which is surprisingly a really good movie.
4. Heath Ledger – Specifically from his 10 Things I Hate About You days. He is just so adorable. Also, I think he has the same smile as an ex-boyfriend of mine. I refuse to see any significance in that. The scene where he sings…what I wouldn’t give for someone to do that for me. Actually I’d probably be beyond mortified but all the same.
5. Clayton Mitchell -Who? Well my friends he is the lead guitar player for Kenny Chesney and good lawd can that boy play his guitar. He also wears tight jeans better than most any man I know. He makes me drool. A lot.
There you have it.
That’s my list.
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September 3rd, 2009 at 10:20 am
Mmm, this is a good list. Didn’t know that last dude but I sure as hell would like to
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September 3rd, 2009 at 10:27 am
oh heath……. fantastically gorgeous heath……
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September 3rd, 2009 at 10:43 am
Oh Heath…sigh. Yeah. Especially out of ‘A Knight’s Tale’
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September 3rd, 2009 at 10:48 am
Ooh, LIKE this list a lot! What a perk to go somewhere and get to see a whole slew of pretties I haven’t yet been introduced to.
And yes, definitely Heath of ‘A Knight’s Tale.’ Especially in the scene in that candlelit tent, where they first… Hm. Is that wrong and creepy of me? Okay, then, I’ll stop…
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September 3rd, 2009 at 11:09 am
Clay plays the guitar like no other and he ALWAYS wears tight jeans – sigh
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September 3rd, 2009 at 11:10 am
Dude A Knight’s Tale…so my favorite Heath movie…I thought I was the only person to see it.
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September 3rd, 2009 at 11:11 am
Not creepy at all…the slow motion scene at the end of them walking out to get arrested OMG…I love that movie.
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September 3rd, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Heath – yes, A Knight’s Tale! So sad we had no more yumminess from him. So Sad.
Buuut, HELLO Timothy Olyphant? Where have you been all my life?!!
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September 3rd, 2009 at 12:06 pm
oh my god. Heath Ledger in A KNight’s Tale…AMAZING.
also? Timothy Olyphant? LOVE.
my list always changes….Josh Duhamel, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, RYan Reynolds, ewan mcgregor, jude law, sadly, I have way way more…
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September 3rd, 2009 at 12:11 pm
I know right! Before the movie Hitman I had no idea who he was. Come to find out he is in a lot of movies. I recommend them all.
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September 3rd, 2009 at 12:12 pm
OMG how did I leave Ryan Reynolds off this list. Have you seen him in Blade Trinity – Holy Yummy in mai tummy!
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September 3rd, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Mmmmm…. Timothy Olyphant!
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September 3rd, 2009 at 12:16 pm
I can’t decide if he is cuter bald or with hair…that is odd.
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September 3rd, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Aw, Heath.
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September 3rd, 2009 at 1:32 pm
::sigh:: Heath was definitely list-worthy. Loved him in that movie.
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September 3rd, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Mmmm… Statham. I’ve watched so many B movies to get a glimpse of that man…
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September 3rd, 2009 at 6:55 pm
Love your list!
Heath in A Knights Tale is hot…I think that is in my DVD player in my room right now…
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September 3rd, 2009 at 9:26 pm
Are those cowboys humping?
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September 3rd, 2009 at 9:48 pm
Ahhhhh Heath in 10 Things I Hate About You is my favorite Heath.
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September 4th, 2009 at 9:02 am
OMG! How have I never noticed Clay before? Oh, possibly because I’m never close enough to see the band. Kenny and the band look like ants from my usual seating.
He’s HAWT and I will definitely be checking him out at the next Kenny show, which will likely be next Summer. RAWR!!!
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September 4th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Jason Statham is truly delicious.
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